*points at your girlfriend* you gonna eat that
sexual pun or hannibal reference i can’t decide
Come to join my crew, lad? Welcome aboard!
these movies were pure gold and you are irrelevant if you thought otherwise
When it comes to cooking, not everyone is at the same skill level
*gordon ramsay voice* what the fuck is this
me when I see junk food while I’m on a diet
'girls don't have to clear their internet history'
let me explain you a thing
Because we don’t watch porn. We read it.
And our minds are our 1080p HD full screens.
With good acting
shit i’d watch this so damn hard
Seriously, 12 straight men acting as gay as humanly possible, I would die.
angelina jolie’s daughter
and gwen stefani’s son
both so cute
Parenting done right
ugh. this is so wrong. how can you support someone letting their kid wear socks on grass. do you know how hard it is to wash those stains out?
I thought I was going to have to yell at someone for being a close minded asswipe but that was the biggest plot twist of my life.
but no seriously those stains are a bitch to get out
Reblog if you lick or bite your lips, a lot.
and if you automatically did either one of the two, or both, don’t even fucking hesitate
can you believe that there are people on this earth who have never seen this video before
oh no oh no oh no OH NO oh my god.
Just nonchalantly throwing in there “you’ll get your period soon” WHO WENT THROUGH AND APPROVED THIS WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS
Is she real life Tina Belcher?
Some days are like this…
Two churches located across the street from each other. At least the Catholics have a sense of humor.
this is my favorite thing
my grandmothers name is beulah. sounds like some shit she’d say.