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winchester-like-the-gun:

batreaux:

*points at your girlfriend* you gonna eat that

sexual pun or hannibal reference i can’t decide

tamaraneanprincessofgallifrey:

Come to join my crew, lad? Welcome aboard!

these movies were pure gold and you are irrelevant if you thought otherwise

angrynerdyblogger:

pr1nceshawn:

When it comes to cooking, not everyone is at the same skill level

*gordon ramsay voice* what the fuck is this

nerdjpg:

me when I see junk food while I’m on a diet

nerdjpg:

me when I see junk food while I’m on a diet

licensed-to-ruffle-dat-hair:

strykeroptic:

miss-evening:

komeada420:

deathpoolquinn:

madhatterin221b:

'girls don't have to clear their internet history'

let me explain you a thing

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what

And this:

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Because we don’t watch porn. We read it.

And our minds are our 1080p HD full screens.

With good acting

Hell yea

queenbroslob:

fierceisnotenough:

humorland:



shit i’d watch this so damn hard

Seriously, 12 straight men acting as gay as humanly possible, I would die.

queenbroslob:

fierceisnotenough:

humorland:

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shit i’d watch this so damn hard

Seriously, 12 straight men acting as gay as humanly possible, I would die.

cosplayblog:

Tauriel from The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug

Cosplayer: Angela Bermúdez [DA / FB]
Photographer: Andres Herrera

fatass-mcnotits:

the-sarcastic-robot:

drugs-in-ur-coffee:

selfish-cunts:

dqdbpb:

angelina jolie’s daughter

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and gwen stefani’s son

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both so cute 

Parenting done right

ugh. this is so wrong. how can you support someone letting their kid wear socks on grass. do you know how hard it is to wash those stains out?

I thought I was going to have to yell at someone for being a close minded asswipe but that was the biggest plot twist of my life. 

but no seriously those stains are a bitch to get out

Reblog if you lick or bite your lips, a lot.

fuark-off:

and if you automatically did either one of the two, or both, don’t even fucking hesitate

colorthesky-red:

twophoenixfeathers:

that-kid-in-the-drifloon-hat:

slutstatus:

can you believe that there are people on this earth who have never seen this video before

oh no oh no oh no OH NO oh my god.

Just nonchalantly throwing in there “you’ll get your period soon” WHO WENT THROUGH AND APPROVED THIS WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS

Is she real life Tina Belcher?

icatmeme:

Some days are like this…

icatmeme:

Some days are like this…

Two churches located across the street from each other. At least the Catholics have a sense of humor.

shroomingwithyourspiritguide:

wiccan-witch-of-the-east:

elizards:

paranoidrobot:

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this is my favorite thing

my grandmothers name is beulah. sounds like some shit she’d say.