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"There is one scene in the book where Gus goes to a gas station, and he tries to buy a pack of cigarettes because it’s the only way he can assert his own independence after becoming very sick. He [Ansel] did that scene so much justice, and he brought his all. It was midnight when we filmed it, and he just sat there and lost it for hours. I was just sort of in awe." - Shailene Woodley

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

cottoncandypink:

aliewa:

livsnerven:

lornrocks:

vonmunsterr:

some guy on facebook tried to tell me that kat dennings’ boobs aren’t good because she’s overweight. like if that isn’t the most perfect rack/bod you’ve ever seen then get the fuck out of my face.

I never understood jerkoff dudes who think big boobs “don’t count” if the person attached to them is overweight. Like…what do you think big boobs on skinny people are made of? Air? Cotton candy? The souls of the innocent??

SHE IS PERFECT

As a ginger, my boobs are definitely made of the souls of the innocent

but she’s not over weight.

cyril-leonhearts:

cyril-leonhearts:

ironfaerie:

IRON FEY CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY

this is what happens when ask-the-summer-jester, puckieg, cyril-leonhearts, and I play this amazing game. 

HAHAAH I have more if you want~

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I SAID I HAD MORE

FORGIVE ME MS. KAGAWA

vicradlehead:

this post is the only one that has 12 million notes and it changes all the time. the flubber robin williams, the rogerina, the “reblog if you dont have a tumblr” and the dean winchester gym shorts is literally all the same post and you guys are astonished that it has so many notes every time a new version of it comes around

edacsac-asudem:

Baby bat continuous ear wiggle

edacsac-asudem:

Baby bat continuous ear wiggle

2:31 p.m.

promisesmurderusbackwards:

my god i just want to put my hands on you. memorize the way your stomach feels. kiss my way down your chest. thread my fingers through your hair. be able to call you mine, even though you’ll never really belong to anyone but yourself. touch you. feel you.

Your Character's Nightmares

fictionwritingtips:

Whenever any of us go through hard or emotional times, we most likely have more intense dreams and nightmares. The same could be said for any of your characters. A lot of people think that including a nightmare in your writing can be clichéd, but I think it depends on…

  • person: she--
  • me: it's he.
  • person: *condescending smile* well, on your birth certificate--
  • me: yeah, it also says ' 8lbs, 6 oz ' -- a lot has changed over the years

heritance:

Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.

Anonymous said: unfollowing people will not stop photos from spreading.

mjwatson:

no, but it will get the shitty people out of my life lol.

wailtothethief:

Fuck I’m walking downtown and I pass a group of guys staring at me and I think “great catcall time” but then one guy goes “you look like you could kill a man a million different ways with just your bare hands”. This. This is an acceptable comment to give a girl on the street.

zooeydeschannoying:

tumblr gays throw around the word “iconic” constantly but this is the true definition

zooeydeschannoying:

tumblr gays throw around the word “iconic” constantly but this is the true definition

feimineach:

caused.
pinterest (feimineach)

feimineach:

caused.

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